This is the inside of the vogue shoe closet

Having an obsession with shoes makes a lot of sense. Feet are heinous. It makes sense for people to develop compulsive feelings toward the items responsible for covering them up. God Save My Shoes is a forthcoming documentary dedicated to those glorified bunion sheaths, and the men and women who worship at their leather-soled altar. Check out the clip from the movie below which features the mythical Vogue shoe closet. I've never been able to relate to Gollum as strongly as I do seeing those rows of shoes. Me wants the precious.